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President Obama Quietly Signs Pro-Union Executive Order

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 20th, 2009 | filed Filed under: SlightlySick Thoughts by Jack Often
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President Obama quietly signs Pro-Union Executive Order
February 9, 2009

While everyone is talking about the pork laden stimulus that Obama and many Democrats in Congress are pushing, President Obama very quietly signed a pro-union executive order on Friday. It ordered the use of union labor for federal construction projects. This is one of the most blatant payoffs I have ever seen.

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has made the following statement. “President Obama’s executive order will drive up the cost of government at a time when we should be doing everything possible to save taxpayer dollars. Federal contracts should go to the businesses that can offer taxpayers the best value - not just the unions who supported the Democrats’ campaigns last year. Quietly signing executive orders to payback campaign backers undermines Obama promise to change Washington. It is a disappointment for Americans hoping for more transparency and less politics as usual in Washington.”

I would have to agree with everything the chairman said. It is nothing less than a payoff to the unions who supported his campaign with both money and troops. And the fact that it was done with no media coverage shows that he once again is trying to slip one by Americans, which is anything but the transparency he promised.

Click here to read the official Executive Order.

Now Open SlightlySick Massages

author Posted by: Administrator on date Feb 16th, 2009 | filed Filed under: SlightlySick Thoughts by Jack Often
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Another great funny from youtube.

Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast with Randy Savage

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 13th, 2009 | filed Filed under: SlightlySick Thoughts by Jack Often
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This is the best clip from Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast ever!!!!

The March of Folly - 2009 Economic Recovery Act

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 13th, 2009 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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The Stimulus is a step towards Soviet America

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 12th, 2009 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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The Stimulus Is a Step Towards a Soviet America

Written by Senator Tom Coburn

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

We are going in exactly the wrong direction. We ought to be standing on the principles that made this country great.

There ought to be a review of every program in the Federal Government that is not effective, that is not efficient, that is wasteful or fraudulent, and we ought to get rid of it right now. We ought to say, Gone, to be able to pay for a real stimulus plan that might, in fact, have some impact.

I would be remiss if I didn’t remind everybody that next week we are going to hear from the Obama administration wanting another $500 billion. Outside of this ["stimulus" bill], they are going to want another $500 billion to handle the banking system. 

I want to make sure the American people know what is in this Stimulus bill. I think once they know what is in this bill, they are going to reject it out of hand. Let me read for my colleagues some of the things that are in this bill.

The biggest earmark in history is in this bill. There is $2 billion in this bill to build a coal plant with zero emissions. That would be great, maybe, if we had the technology, but the greatest brains in the world sitting at MIT say we don’t have the technology yet to do that.

Why would we build a $2 billion powerplant we don’t have the technology for that we know will come back and ask for another $2 billion and another $2 billion and another $2 billion when we could build a demonstration project that might cost $150 million or $200 million?

There is nothing wrong with having coal-fired plants that don’t produce pollution; I am not against that. Even the Washington Post said the technology isn’t there. It is a boondoggle. Why would we do that?

We eliminated tonight a $246 million payback for the large movie studios in Hollywood.

We are going to spend $88 million to study whether we ought to buy a new ice breaker for the Coast Guard. You know what. The Coast Guard needs a new ice breaker. Why do we need to spend $88 million?

They have two ice breakers now that they could retrofit and fix and come up with equivalent to what they needed to and not spend the $1 billion they are going to come back and ask for, for another ice breaker, so why would we spend $88 million doing that?

We are going to spend $448 million to build the Department of Homeland Security a new building. We have $1.3 trillion worth of empty buildings right now, and because it has been blocked in Congress we can’t sell them, we can’t raze them, we can’t do anything, but we are going to spend money on a new building here in Washington.

We are going to spend another $248 million for new furniture for that building; a quarter of a billion dollars for new furniture. What about the furniture the Department of Homeland Security has now? These are tough times. Should we be buying new furniture? How about using what we have? That is what a family would do. They would use what they have. They wouldn’t go out and spend $248 million on furniture.

How about buying $600 million worth of hybrid vehicles? Do you know what I would say? Right now times are tough; I would rather Americans have new cars than Federal employees have new cars. What is wrong with the cars we have? Dumping $600 million worth of used vehicles on the used vehicle market right now is one of the worst things we could do. Instead, we are going to spend $600 million buying new cars for Federal employees.

There is $400 million in here to prevent STDs. I have a lot of experience on that. I have delivered 4,000 babies. We don’t need to spend $400 million on STDs. What we need to do is properly educate about the infection rates and the effectiveness of methods of prevention. That doesn’t take a penny more. You can write that on one piece of paper and teach every kid in this country, but we don’t need to spend $400 million on it. It is not a priority.

How about $150 million for a Smithsonian museum? Tell me how that helps get us out of a recession. Tell me how that is a priority. Would the average American think that is a priority that we ought to be mortgaging our kids’ future to spend another $150 million at the Smithsonian?

How about $1 billion for the 2010 census? So everybody knows, the census is so poorly managed that the census in 2010 is going to cost twice what it cost 10 years ago, and we wasted $800 million on a contract because it was no-bid that didn’t perform. Nobody got fired, no competitive bidding, and we blew $800 million.

We have $75 million for smoking cessation activities, which probably is a great idea, but we just passed a bill, the SCHIP bill, that we need to get 21 million more Americans smoking to be able to pay for that bill. That doesn’t make sense. 

How about $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges? I mean, did we talk with Dell and Hewlett-Packard and say, How do we make you all do better? Is there not a market force that could make that better? Will we actually buy on a true competitive bid? 

No, because there is nothing that requires competitive bidding in anything in this bill. There is nothing that requires it. It is one of the things President Obama said he was going to mandate at the Federal Government, but there is no competitive bidding in this bill at all.

We have $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas. Well, that will put 10 or 15 people to work. Is that a priority for us right now?

There is $6 billion to turn Federal buildings into green buildings. That is a priority, versus somebody getting a job outside of ….Washington…., a job that actually produces something, that actually increases wealth?

How about $500 million for State and local fire stations? Where do you find in the Constitution us paying for local fire stations within our realm of prerogatives? None of it is competitively bid.

Next is $1.2 billion for youth activities. Who does that employ? What does that mean?

How about $88 million for renovating the public health service building? You know, if we could sell half of the $1.3 trillion worth of properties we have, we could take care of every Federal building requirement and backlog we have.
Then there’s $412 million for CDC [Centers for disease Control] buildings and property. We spent billions on a new center and headquarters for CDC. Is that a priority? If we are going to spend $412 million on building buildings, let’s build one that will produce something, one that will give us something.

How about $850 million for that most ….efficient” Amtrak that hasn’t made any money since 1976 and continues to have $2 billion or $3 billion a year in subsidies?

Here is one of my favorites: $75 million to construct a new ….security training” facility for State Department security officers.  We already have four other facilities already available to train them. But they want theirs. By the way, it is going to be in ….West Virginia….. I wonder how that got there.
So we are going to build a new training facility that duplicates four others that we already have that could easily do what we need to do. But because we have a stimulus package, we are going to add in oink pork.

How about $200 million in funding for a lease - not buying, but a lease - of alternative energy vehicles on military installations?

We are going to bail out the States on Medicaid. Total all of the health programs in this, and we are going to transfer $150 billion out of the private sector and we are going to move it to the Federal Government. You talk about backdooring national health care.  Henry Waxman has to be smiling big today. He wants a single-payer Government-run health care system. We are going to move another $150 billion to the Federal Government from the private sector.

We are going to eliminate fees on loans from the Small Business Administration. You know what that does? That pushes productive capital to unproductive projects. It is exactly the wrong thing to do.

We are going to spend $524 million for information technology upgrades that the Appropriations Committee claims will create 388 jobs. If you do the math on that, that is $1.5 million a job. Don’t you love the efficiency of ….Washington…. thinking?

We are going to create $79 billion in additional money for the States, a ….slush fund,” to bail out States and provide millions of dollars for education costs. How many of you think that will ever go away?

Once the State education programs get $79 billion over 2 years, do you think that will ever go away? The cry and hue of taking “our money” away, even though it was a stimulus and supposed to be limited, it will never go away. So we will continue putting that forward until our kids have grandkids of their own.
There is about $47 billion for a variety of energy programs that are primarily focused on renewable energy. I am fine with spending that. But we ought to get something for it. There ought to be metrics. There are no metrics. It is pie in the sky, saying we will throw some money at it.

Let me conclude by saying we are at a seminal moment in our country. We will either start living within the confines of realism and responsibility or we will blow it and we will create the downfall of the greatest nation that ever lived.
This bill is the start of that downfall. To abandon a market-oriented society and transfer it to a Soviet-style, government-centered, bureaucratic-run and mandated program, that is the thing that will put the stake in the heart of freedom in this country.

I hope the American people know what is in this bill. I am doing everything I can to make sure they know. But more important, I hope somebody is listening who will treat the ….pneumonia” we are faced with today, which is the housing and mortgage markets. It doesn’t matter how much money we spend in this bill. It is doomed to failure unless we fix that problem first.

Failing that, we will go down in history as the Congress that undermined the future and vitality of this country. Let it not be so.

You’re Cool Man…You’re Cool.

author Posted by: PeterDarker on date Feb 10th, 2009 | filed Filed under: Pick-Up 101
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Hey there true believers. Sorry about the delay. You know how life is. Anyways, enough about that. Let’s get to why we’re all here: Women. The topic of today’s class is very near and dear to my heart. It’s something that every man has dealt at some point in their lives. Something that still plagues me to this day. I’m talking about cockblocks. Those fucking guys that love to jump in on your conversation, stand there with no purpose other than be annoying, and try their hardest to get the girl that you want. You know the ones. Well I’m here to tell you that there is a way to completely destroy every guy that you deem a threat to your game. Everyone. From the douche with the fo-hawk to your friend that always “steals” your girl. This is a very special tool used by PUA’s all over the world. It’s called AMOGing.

AMOGing is Alpha Male the Other Guy. Basically, it’s a way to show that your the cooler one out all the other men in the area. It’s so simple to do and it works like a charm. Here’s how it goes: Lets say your in a set. You’ve been throwing out your game perfectly. All of a sudden some tool comes by and tries to open the set your already in. Unless this guy is your designated wing, he’s a cockblock. Even if he isn’t going after your target, theres always a chance that he might DHV enough himself that your target will find him more attractive than you. You don’t want that. So what do you do? Tell him he’s cool. Seriously. It’s like that scene in Mr and Mrs Smith. Where Brad Pitt walks in on that poker game and the guy shows him his gun. All Brad does is put a big smile on his face and says “”Thats cool man…thats cool….you’re cool”. He says it like the gun doesn’t phase him and says it like he really means it. This is called  labeling. You call a guy the “Ass Man” while smiling and giving him a high-five, he won’t know whether its a good thing or a bad thing. He will assume that you think it’s good, so he won’t get mad at you for saying it. He’ll just get more uncomfortable every time you say it. And it will show. AMOGing only works if it comes off as friendly and sincere. Give the guy a pat on the back, a high-five, even a hug. No matter what happens, if he gets pissed at you being friendly and calling him cool, he will look like a complete dick. If he goes along with it, you will seem more Alpha than him. Win win. Here are some other scenarios that you may find yourself in:

Cockblock: Hey girls. Whats up?

PUA: Dude! I’m so glad your here. Please get these girls away from me!  Oh shit! Thats a cool shirt man. Thats cool. Your cool!

Cockblock: How do you guys know each other?

PUA: Her? I fucked her :)

(Girl will laugh and hug you swearing that she didn’t)

Cockblock: Stop talking to my girl (or any aggressive talk)

PUA: Oh man! You remind me of that guy in highschool! Dude! Your that guy! Man I miss highschool. Thanks man! Your the coolest guy here! High-five!

Cockblock: (Keeps interrupting your rapport)

PUA: Hey man let me show you this! (Do a DHV magic trick to him. This will not only impress him and leave him with nothing to DVH with himself, but also impress her and keep her wanting more)

Cockblock: (Shows signs that he wants to fight)

PUA: Ha ha, dude. Are you like trying to pick a fight with me? Ha ha. Okay, okay. Hold up, hold up. Wait a sec. We’ll do even better. First, we’ll have an arm-wrestling competition. Then, we’ll do one-armed push-ups. And last, pose-down! (Then start posing and flexing with a dumb look on your face)

Cockblock: (Says anything)

PUA: “Dude.. you’re a pretty cool guy.. you know, I’m just saying that you’re cool.. you’re just a cool guy” (in a way where he can’t tell if you’re serious, so he has to say, “thanks”, but doesn’t quite know how to react).

These are all priceless and they all work. You don’t have to be exact with any of these, just use the basics. Keep a smile and give the guy lots of backhanded compliments. Thats AMOGing. I use it almost every night. It works. Enjoy. Next up is Phone game. Specifically texting. Promise it won’t take so long. Have fun and get your game on my young Padawans. Excelsior!


Update

author Posted by: Administrator on date Feb 9th, 2009 | filed Filed under: SlightlySick Thoughts by Jack Often
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