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Honorary BS Degree from Sick U

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Aug 24th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Great Losers turned Winners - History 101
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Al Gore BS SlightlySick Degree!

Despite the fact of whether you agree or disagree with this omnipotent contrarian, we must give SlightlySick props where and when due.

He went from one-time presidential hopeful, while creating the Internet (perhaps he’s responsible for my spam?? LOL), to gallivanting across the Global skies in a Jet-5, all the while eating granola and wearing bad pastel t-shirts.

(Off subject, much to our chagrin and despite repeated attempts, he or one of his pernicious sophist of a minion refused to let him wear SlightlySick Gear in response to the accolades he received from academia, I guess to receive an honorary degree from Sick U wasn’t enough).

I digress, if you haven’t guessed who this man of mystery is, it’s none other than Al Gore!!!! Yes, my friends, ol’ Al has had the last laugh, straight to the bank. I guess he figured, screw you Jonn-Q public, go ahead steal the election, I’m still gonna get your government subsidized dollars anyway.

After long term commitments to fighting global warming and developing and creating companies to meet those demands, I’m sure he’ll purchase a beach front home in Yuma, AZ just after the big one hits in CA. Well if you see Al on the streets tell’em the guys (and one rather cheeky monkey) at SlightlySick University the Las Vegas online University are looking for him and want to give him honorary BS degree.

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