Welcome to Slightly Sick Athletics. In this first lesson I will be covering the true phenom in the world of sports. No amount of training planing are pre Event prep can prepare you for the truest competitor in sports. If it can be said that the best Defense is a good offense, then I am sure the people in the following video would all be willing to agree that they were a little offended by the way Old Murphy dealt with them. So sit back take notes and enjoy a little laughter at the expense of others and Watch as Murphy lays down the Law.
Now as you can see their is really only a couple of ways one can deal with old Mr. Murphy: The first and by far the least glorious is to tuck your tail in between your legs crawl of and quit. The second and by far the most preferable thing to do is, Remember that the old bastard is usually a one hit wounder. So get your Ass up dust your self off and show him who the real champion is! The third would be after many months of Hospitalization, casts, braces, Physical Therapy and of course studying at SlightlySick U. You get your ass back in the game and show him who’s boss. So in conclusion stitch up them lacerations, Putt an Ice pack on those bruises and go to SlightlySick and get that great crash and burn moment printed on a shirt.
