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The March of Folly - 2009 Economic Recovery Act

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 13th, 2009 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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The Stimulus is a step towards Soviet America

author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Feb 12th, 2009 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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The Stimulus Is a Step Towards a Soviet America

Written by Senator Tom Coburn

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

We are going in exactly the wrong direction. We ought to be standing on the principles that made this country great.

There ought to be a review of every program in the Federal Government that is not effective, that is not efficient, that is wasteful or fraudulent, and we ought to get rid of it right now. We ought to say, Gone, to be able to pay for a real stimulus plan that might, in fact, have some impact.

I would be remiss if I didn’t remind everybody that next week we are going to hear from the Obama administration wanting another $500 billion. Outside of this ["stimulus" bill], they are going to want another $500 billion to handle the banking system. 

I want to make sure the American people know what is in this Stimulus bill. I think once they know what is in this bill, they are going to reject it out of hand. Let me read for my colleagues some of the things that are in this bill.

The biggest earmark in history is in this bill. There is $2 billion in this bill to build a coal plant with zero emissions. That would be great, maybe, if we had the technology, but the greatest brains in the world sitting at MIT say we don’t have the technology yet to do that.

Why would we build a $2 billion powerplant we don’t have the technology for that we know will come back and ask for another $2 billion and another $2 billion and another $2 billion when we could build a demonstration project that might cost $150 million or $200 million?

There is nothing wrong with having coal-fired plants that don’t produce pollution; I am not against that. Even the Washington Post said the technology isn’t there. It is a boondoggle. Why would we do that?

We eliminated tonight a $246 million payback for the large movie studios in Hollywood.

We are going to spend $88 million to study whether we ought to buy a new ice breaker for the Coast Guard. You know what. The Coast Guard needs a new ice breaker. Why do we need to spend $88 million?

They have two ice breakers now that they could retrofit and fix and come up with equivalent to what they needed to and not spend the $1 billion they are going to come back and ask for, for another ice breaker, so why would we spend $88 million doing that?

We are going to spend $448 million to build the Department of Homeland Security a new building. We have $1.3 trillion worth of empty buildings right now, and because it has been blocked in Congress we can’t sell them, we can’t raze them, we can’t do anything, but we are going to spend money on a new building here in Washington.

We are going to spend another $248 million for new furniture for that building; a quarter of a billion dollars for new furniture. What about the furniture the Department of Homeland Security has now? These are tough times. Should we be buying new furniture? How about using what we have? That is what a family would do. They would use what they have. They wouldn’t go out and spend $248 million on furniture.

How about buying $600 million worth of hybrid vehicles? Do you know what I would say? Right now times are tough; I would rather Americans have new cars than Federal employees have new cars. What is wrong with the cars we have? Dumping $600 million worth of used vehicles on the used vehicle market right now is one of the worst things we could do. Instead, we are going to spend $600 million buying new cars for Federal employees.

There is $400 million in here to prevent STDs. I have a lot of experience on that. I have delivered 4,000 babies. We don’t need to spend $400 million on STDs. What we need to do is properly educate about the infection rates and the effectiveness of methods of prevention. That doesn’t take a penny more. You can write that on one piece of paper and teach every kid in this country, but we don’t need to spend $400 million on it. It is not a priority.

How about $150 million for a Smithsonian museum? Tell me how that helps get us out of a recession. Tell me how that is a priority. Would the average American think that is a priority that we ought to be mortgaging our kids’ future to spend another $150 million at the Smithsonian?

How about $1 billion for the 2010 census? So everybody knows, the census is so poorly managed that the census in 2010 is going to cost twice what it cost 10 years ago, and we wasted $800 million on a contract because it was no-bid that didn’t perform. Nobody got fired, no competitive bidding, and we blew $800 million.

We have $75 million for smoking cessation activities, which probably is a great idea, but we just passed a bill, the SCHIP bill, that we need to get 21 million more Americans smoking to be able to pay for that bill. That doesn’t make sense. 

How about $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges? I mean, did we talk with Dell and Hewlett-Packard and say, How do we make you all do better? Is there not a market force that could make that better? Will we actually buy on a true competitive bid? 

No, because there is nothing that requires competitive bidding in anything in this bill. There is nothing that requires it. It is one of the things President Obama said he was going to mandate at the Federal Government, but there is no competitive bidding in this bill at all.

We have $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas. Well, that will put 10 or 15 people to work. Is that a priority for us right now?

There is $6 billion to turn Federal buildings into green buildings. That is a priority, versus somebody getting a job outside of ….Washington…., a job that actually produces something, that actually increases wealth?

How about $500 million for State and local fire stations? Where do you find in the Constitution us paying for local fire stations within our realm of prerogatives? None of it is competitively bid.

Next is $1.2 billion for youth activities. Who does that employ? What does that mean?

How about $88 million for renovating the public health service building? You know, if we could sell half of the $1.3 trillion worth of properties we have, we could take care of every Federal building requirement and backlog we have.
Then there’s $412 million for CDC [Centers for disease Control] buildings and property. We spent billions on a new center and headquarters for CDC. Is that a priority? If we are going to spend $412 million on building buildings, let’s build one that will produce something, one that will give us something.

How about $850 million for that most ….efficient” Amtrak that hasn’t made any money since 1976 and continues to have $2 billion or $3 billion a year in subsidies?

Here is one of my favorites: $75 million to construct a new ….security training” facility for State Department security officers.  We already have four other facilities already available to train them. But they want theirs. By the way, it is going to be in ….West Virginia….. I wonder how that got there.
So we are going to build a new training facility that duplicates four others that we already have that could easily do what we need to do. But because we have a stimulus package, we are going to add in oink pork.

How about $200 million in funding for a lease - not buying, but a lease - of alternative energy vehicles on military installations?

We are going to bail out the States on Medicaid. Total all of the health programs in this, and we are going to transfer $150 billion out of the private sector and we are going to move it to the Federal Government. You talk about backdooring national health care.  Henry Waxman has to be smiling big today. He wants a single-payer Government-run health care system. We are going to move another $150 billion to the Federal Government from the private sector.

We are going to eliminate fees on loans from the Small Business Administration. You know what that does? That pushes productive capital to unproductive projects. It is exactly the wrong thing to do.

We are going to spend $524 million for information technology upgrades that the Appropriations Committee claims will create 388 jobs. If you do the math on that, that is $1.5 million a job. Don’t you love the efficiency of ….Washington…. thinking?

We are going to create $79 billion in additional money for the States, a ….slush fund,” to bail out States and provide millions of dollars for education costs. How many of you think that will ever go away?

Once the State education programs get $79 billion over 2 years, do you think that will ever go away? The cry and hue of taking “our money” away, even though it was a stimulus and supposed to be limited, it will never go away. So we will continue putting that forward until our kids have grandkids of their own.
There is about $47 billion for a variety of energy programs that are primarily focused on renewable energy. I am fine with spending that. But we ought to get something for it. There ought to be metrics. There are no metrics. It is pie in the sky, saying we will throw some money at it.

Let me conclude by saying we are at a seminal moment in our country. We will either start living within the confines of realism and responsibility or we will blow it and we will create the downfall of the greatest nation that ever lived.
This bill is the start of that downfall. To abandon a market-oriented society and transfer it to a Soviet-style, government-centered, bureaucratic-run and mandated program, that is the thing that will put the stake in the heart of freedom in this country.

I hope the American people know what is in this bill. I am doing everything I can to make sure they know. But more important, I hope somebody is listening who will treat the ….pneumonia” we are faced with today, which is the housing and mortgage markets. It doesn’t matter how much money we spend in this bill. It is doomed to failure unless we fix that problem first.

Failing that, we will go down in history as the Congress that undermined the future and vitality of this country. Let it not be so.

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author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Oct 9th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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Alfonzo the Rap Star on why he’s a Republican

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author Posted by: Dean of Sick U on date Sep 13th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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John Glenn (DEMOCRAT) said this —– It should make us all think a little:
There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That’s just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq.

When some claim that President Bush shouldn’t have started this war, tell them the following:

FDR (DEMOCRAT) led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost … an average of 112,500 per year.

Truman (DEMOCRAT) finished that war and started one in Korea . North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year.

John F. Kennedy (DEMOCRAT) started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.

Johnson (DEMOCRAT) turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost .. an average of 5,800 per year.

Clinton (DEMOCRAT) went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden’s head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.

This one is a fact that makes me mad as hell.

In the years since terrorists attacked us, President Bush has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and, North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. And the Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking. But Wait, there’s more.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno (DEMOCRAT) to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

We’ve been looking for evidence for chemical weapons in Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton (DEMOCRAT) to find the Rose law firm billing records.

It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida!!!

Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB! The Military morale is high! The biased media hopes we are too ignorant to realize the facts.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.

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Deja Vu Promo

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author Posted by: Administrator on date Sep 9th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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Do You Know How to Tip?

What are some of you people thinking when you tip? Are you ignorant of the facts, or are you just unable to complete simple math?

I understand if service was bad, but I know that isn’t why a lot of people don’t tip or tip too little. Some people think they just don’t have to and others can’t afford to, these people should eat at establishments that don’t accept tips (McDonalds, Burger King, etc…). In situations where you truly feel you have reason to stiff (not tip) a server you should definitely make sure the manager is aware of the problem, at least so no one else has to go through a dining nightmare. (I have seen my share of crappy servers). OMG, u can’t do math!! That is a really bad excuse as almost everyone has a cell phone, and most of those have a calculator. Yeah! It can do more than make calls and text!

For those of you whom are just unaware, this is how it works:
The tip amount I have to claim is based on the amount of my sales, as is my tip out to bussers and bartenders. I have to claim 15% of my sales as tips and they are part of my taxable income. So, for example, your total bill is $54 and you had good service, if you leave a $5 or $6 tip I still have to claim that you tipped me $8.10 and pay taxes on that amount. I also have to tip my bussers and bartenders 2% of my sales.

Knowing that, I hope some of you think about how you tip in the future.
And if you still don’t get it, I hope that someday you have to work a job where tips are your main income and then you will understand.

And for those of you who do know how to tip or will over tip for good service, God Bless you! Keep up the good work!

P.S. Never assume there is an automatic gratuity on large parties, always ask. Getting stiffed on a $200+ check is devastating.

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author Posted by: Administrator on date Sep 9th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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THE JOB URINE TEST

(I sure would like to know who wrote
this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO
PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB… SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot
of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I
pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it
sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to
pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What
I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to
people who don’t have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a
welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for
them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping
people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand,
have a problem with helping someone sitting on their Butt,
doing drugs, while I work….Can you imagine how much money
the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to
get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you
agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you all will
pass it along, though . . .. Something has to change in this
country — and soon!

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author Posted by: Administrator on date Sep 7th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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Soapbox rants

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author Posted by: Administrator on date Sep 4th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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Smoke um if you got um

Do you know what really gets under my skin? Well I am going to tell you. I am so tired of people thinking they can tell everybody what is best for them. I mean seriously it’s not like us smokers are trying to pass everybody has to smoke laws, so why is everybody so big on the no smoking thing what happened to freedom of choice. Why can’t Business owners chose to be a smoking only establishment. How come our rights to poison ourselves and enjoy a smoke and a beer at a bar have all but disappeared? Why is it any of your business what I do to my body? In my opinion Smoke um if you got um because soon we will have to go on the air offenders list, so all can know where we dirty filthy smokers live.

P.S. I love Smoke more than air!!!

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author Posted by: Administrator on date Sep 4th, 2008 | filed Filed under: Soapbox
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Global Warming, My Left Cheek!

I am sick and frickin tired off all the bullshit of global warming. Stop pissing on my head and tell me its raining. I mean seriously, what is it, a cow shits and an angel looses its wings? If I have to hear another hemp covered, hammer and sickle wearing, Che Guevera screaming hippie talking about how otters in the northeast are dying due to carbon emmissions. I say the true culprite is dihydrogen oxide, I mean this shit is all over the place. We need to start a petition to get this stuff off the streets. It’s worse than SMACK!

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