Do you think your opinion counts more than others? In a conversation does it quickly and easily turn into a collision of monologues? Do your friends, family, pets, and total strangers ignore you because of your outspoken and, often times, unwarranted diatribes out atheism, theism, gnosticism, prognostication, anticipation, transubstantiation…and all those other words that end in -tion? Then we are your University!

We’re looking for professors just like you, to teach classes at SlightlySick U, the only place where we can guarantee a place for your view, but no guarantees that anybody’ll listen to you, wow we’re poets who didn’t know it.

On the serious side, Professorships at SlightlySick U are limited and you must WOW our staff in order to make the list. We will be selecting Professors on a per ’semester’ basis. We want to offer a varitable cornucopia of classes and topics. For those Professors more business oriented, not only is SlightlySick U a great place to pontificate it also provides you with creative way to market your products, services, or groups, FREE of charge. Think you have a service, product, etc. which solves a need, why not write a Class about it and tell us and the world about how it works.

And for those who know a whole lot of nothing and just got hit with the knowledge stick, and will most likely forget what you just learned by tomorrow morning, we offer one class guest lecture courses.

Please Contact Us if you are interested in a professorship. Classes begin October 1, 2008. Please include a writing sample and a general course outline with your submission.