How can I be a part of SlightlySick University?
Easy, there are many ways to get involved and be a part of SlightlySick University!
1. Register with SlightlySick University and leave a comment on a subject that interests you. Always feel free to let us know when we piss you off! Because at SlightlySick University we feel it’s always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
2. Do you think you have what it takes to be a professor? If so, then all you have to do is contact us.Please include a basic course outline and a brief course description.
3. Don’t think you know enough to do a whole class, but think you know enough to instruct a great lecture or small series? If so, then all you have to do is contact us. and let us know what subject it is you think you want to lecture on. Please include a basic lecture outline and a brief class description.
4. Just need to rant and get something off your chest?!?! Then send us your best rants to be placed on the Soapbox! Open topic, open subject just your chance to bitch but we can’t guarantee that anybody will listen, remember what your mom said about assholes.
5. Sport a SlightlySick U shirt. Support your School in Style!!
6. Go to the Sick’em Lounge and join in the great SlightlySick Chat!!!
7. Join in on the Dark Places Film Project.
8. Advertise on SlightlySick University. For more info about advertising on SlightlySick University Click Here.
9. And if you have more money than you know what to do with we always welcome wealthy benefactors, because seriously we need to increase our budget from 5 rupees to at least 100, hookin’ ain’t paying like it used to, at this rate we might have to discontinue the life perservers for the narcoleptic water polo team. Also, even monkey’s don’t work on love alone.
10. Contact us with your ideas, suggestions, death threats, and other frivilious comments which will waste away in our inbox!
11. Please send samples of various ED drugs and money for hookers (don’t worry we’re in Nevada totally legal) and I. Jack Often, Dean of Sick U, will be more than happy to provide an unbiased review of your product. (PS I only accept Euros, have you seen what the dollar has done lately?!)