About Us
SlightlySick™, the misbegotten step-child of SBE Multi-Media
SlightlySick™, unlike our more cultured SBE Multi-Media parent, is the nefarious, scorned child of mayhem who nailed every branch while falling from a tree. We offer all the same products as SBE, but hey, even bastard divisions can have fun!
We are Print-On-Demand (POD) apparel fulfillment center who focuses on the rather crass, nay ribald, side of apparel printing. We support free speech, most especially the stuff that offends us, and we’ll print the shit other POD’s wouldn’t dream of, unless its late and your in the company of a beautiful midget who can keep a secret. So go ahead and create your own FREE e-Commerce store and we’ll sell you out faster, and more cheaply, than that $5 hooker you just paid.
Our goal is to provide you, our affiliate store owner, a completely free way to get all those wacky ideas your psychiatrist warned you about on apparel. We search low, but sometimes high, for artists and designers of ALL types to bring together a truly unique site where imagination meets limitation…just kidding (inside joke). Design away our little Sick Pets of Mayhem, unleash the inner creative beast which resides in the heart of most cubicle workers!!
SBE Multi-Media
Your ideas…Our solutions
SBE Multi-Media, our derelict parent company, is a Print-on-Demand (POD) apparel service compay, or fulfillment center, which provides free e-commerce solutions to our affiliate store owners. Unlike other POD service providers, SBE focuses exclusively on imprintable apparel products such as, t-shirts, hoodies, underwear, etc., rather than on other textile items. The end result, has allowed us to provide the most affordable imprintable apparel products in the marketplace. By providing low cost, affordable products to you, our affiliate store owner, allows for greater price flexibility to assist in the success of your e-commerce store.
OUR COMMITMENT is to continually refine our processes and technical equipment in an effort to maintain high quality standards while ensuring our costs remain low and affordable.
What can SBE do for you?
(1) Provide a FREE, completely customizable e-Commerce store.
(2) Online Designer: Designing custom apparel has never been easier. Our online designer allows both affiliate store owners, and your customers, the ability to upload, manipulate, and design custom graphics or choose from thousands of free clip art right from your computer or smart phone.
(3) Order Fulfillment Services: Once a customer orders from your webstore, we fulfill, i.e. print and drop ship, the order. At the beginning of each month, we deposit your commission/profit directly into your PayPal Account.
(4) Support: Our online forum allows you to interact with SBE staff and other SBE affiliate store owners across the world. In addition to online support, as an added service in our support forum we provide additional custom clip/vector art files, marketing tips, and on SBE’s home page feature affiliate store’s of the month/year which are included in SBE Press Releases and other marketing materials.
We’ve had more than one client ask us how we manage to make a profit while supplying so many free services and apparel at unbeatable prices. It’s simple. There are four things which make us profitable: customer service, affiliate support, volume, and efficiency. We only do one thing, provide imprintable apparel, but we do it better than anyone else. Try us and see!
